WARRIORS FUNNEHS

Okay so the idea of this is to edit the story from where I left off. Heh
"EVERYBODY , COME HERE NOW!" Firestar commanded with swish of his tail. The clan groaned. "This is like the 23rd meeting he's called today," muttered Dustpelt to Ferncloud. The gray she-cat nodded, "I'm really getting tired of walking in and out of the nusery."

"Okay as i said before, the prey is NOT RUNNING AT ALL. we need to do something about it," Firestar growled. "Birchfall and Whitewing, go raid the shadowclan border. take Jayfeather with you because he is strong and really good at fighting." Jayfeather twitched his ears, puffing out his chest, "Realy? Thanks Firestar, usually Leafpool only lets me go out into the forest to collect moss."

"And Lionblaze! You are such a WIMP." Firestar's eyes glittered with disdain. "You led Dovepaw into a fox trap today. U DO NOT DESERVE TO BE ONE OF THE THREE!!" Lionblaze  bowed his head with embarrassment.

"AND YOU, DUSTPELT!" roars Firestar. Dustpelt twitched his ears, "Yes?"

"I heard you talking about how i call meetings. Are you UNHAPPY, you FURRY-ASSED ANGSTY CHILD?"

"eh... no.." Dustpelt mumbled.

"THEN SHUT UP AND LISTEN. BRAMBLECLAW, WE SHALL GO AND ATTACK WINDCLAN!!!!" Firestar started to shed fur with excitement . "OH HEY STOP IT ITS ALL FALLING ON MEEE!" a cat yowls from below.

"Take Poopyfrost and Honeyfern with you, Brambleclaw," Firestar ordered. "OH WAIT, HONEYFERN'S DEAD. Uh, take... the flying squirrel then. OH wait i mean squirrelflight."

Brambleclaw nodded, signaling to his mate and Poppyfrost. Firestar jumps off the Highledge only to turn back. "WAIT! BLUESTAR!" He gasped, his eyes fixed on a cat. "OH WAIT THATS CINDERHEART. i thought i saw bluestar. Oh wells."  He twitched his tail and hurried into the fern tunnel exiting camp. The cats stare blankly at each other.

"Anyone else thinks Firestar is behaving weirdly today?" asked Dustpelt.

"I can't believe i had kits with a furry-assed angsty child," muttered Ferncloud. "COME, CLOUDTAIL. you shall be my new mate."

Brightheart gasped in agony as Cloudtail nodded and said, "SURE!" and followed Ferncloud into the nursery.