Warriors Funnehs.. Collab by whitekestrel-wings, literature
Literature
Warriors Funnehs.. Collab
One fine day in Thunderclan, Hollyleaf was being her usual insane self, when...
"LALALALALA~" sang Lionblaze, skipping to the fresh-kill pile and heading out of camp. "Hollyleaf, I am going to the WindClan border to uh... uh.. help.. L-Leafpool collect herbs. Yeh. Help me tell Brambleclaw." And he went out, but Hollyleaf let out a stern meow. "What do you say?"
"PLEASE." Lionblaze rolled his eyes.
"NO! WARRIOR CODE RULE 24 SUB SECTION B PARAGRAPH C STATES THAT YOU MUST FIRST PERFORM SAID RITUALS BEFORE PLUCKING AT PLANTS."
Lionblaze rolled his eyes. "Fine, HollySTAR. Anyway you get mental at the end of Sunrise so..."
"Come back here! War
Dragonpaw's Training 4 and 5 by whitekestrel-wings, literature
Literature
Dragonpaw's Training 4 and 5
"Ready to start?" Kestrelwing purred as his apprentice circled him eagerly.
"Of course!" Dragonpaw fluffed out his fur. "We're going to learn two moves today," Kestrelwing meowed, adding: "Sit still and listen!" He paused as his apprentice quickly wrapped his tail around his paws.
"The scruff shake," began Kestrelwing. Without warning, he streaked across to Dragonpaw and fastened his teeth into his scruff - firm, but not breaking the skin. He shook Dragonpaw violently and then let go, letting out a mrrow of amusement at Dragonpaw's dazed expression.
Dragonpaw slumped down. "So... many... Kestrelwings," he mumbled.
Kestrelwing padded to hi